Notices by Roland Häder (roland)
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Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jul-2020 02:54:07 CEST Roland Häder
Getting funny: f.haeder.net/photos/roland/ima… -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jul-2020 02:08:09 CEST Roland Häder
Why Quora sucks, your heterosexuality credential get's "hidden"
I just wonder what is wrong with this? f.haeder.net/photos/roland/ima… -
Paula Gehrke on Friendica (gehrketest)'s status on Monday, 01-Jun-2020 17:36:36 CEST Paula Gehrke on Friendica
Umwelt-Bundesamt: Open-Source rulez!
BTW: Das #UmweltBundesamt empfielt aus ökologischen und ökonomischen Gründen #OpenSource und #GNU/Linux:Wechseln Sie auf ein Open-Source-Betriebssystem: Das Nachrüsten eines Computers beschränkt sich nicht allein auf die Hardware. Im Internet stehen sparsame Linux-Betriebssysteme zum Download zur Verfügung. Der Vorteil gegenüber einem Neukauf: Mit nur wenigen Klicks ist der Computer ohne nur einen Cent Zusatzkosten wieder voll einsetzbar. Denn die kostenlosen Open-Source-Betriebssysteme wie Linux kommen gut mit älteren Geräten aus und stellen zugleich aktuelle Softwarepakete bereit.
www.umweltbundesamt.de/umweltt… -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Sunday, 03-May-2020 19:56:27 CEST Roland Häder
Fixed comment
And not to forget: #hetero-shaming and #monogamy-shaming as seen on social websites like #Quora and #GirlsAskGuys -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Monday, 23-Mar-2020 20:40:29 CET Roland Häder
Also, no #labia-shaming please. This often results in #labiaplasty which can cause damage to the female body and sex-life! -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2020 13:37:46 CET Roland Häder
#TIL : Do not configure an S9 as an S5 miner. One board will fail (not take damage). After I finally noticed the difference and fixed it (no real password: n=miner1,i=s9_115
) I got all 3 boards up and running. f.haeder.net/photos/roland/ima… -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Saturday, 14-Mar-2020 22:40:31 CET Roland Häder
My late-evening dinner: Tortelloni with self-made tomato cream!
This evening I have again one of my favorite meals on my desk:
#Tortelloni from a local supermarket which has spinach inside and a spicy tomato-cream, easily done: Tomato mark/paste, water, salt, black pepper spice, paprika spice, some red-chilli spice and basilica spice. Mix all together so it will become creamy!
Enjoy your meal! f.haeder.net/photos/roland/ima… -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Saturday, 14-Mar-2020 21:14:49 CET Roland Häder
And not to forget: #virgin-bashing, everyone started as a virgin! -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 02:07:04 CET Roland Häder
6) Smile during you lick and do it authentic. Don't fake the smile, just love what you do down there. -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 02:04:52 CET Roland Häder
Or is she bisexual? -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 02:02:31 CET Roland Häder
Opposite video: A straight couple talks about the same (single issue) thing: invidio.us/watch?v=QSZXU3Bd_hQ -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 01:59:18 CET Roland Häder
PS: I have a new T-Shirt: https://f.haeder.net/photos/roland/image/44905995775e698952ad524893335907 -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 01:53:17 CET Roland Häder
Lesbian shaming straight males of not knowing how to handle a woman but is envy of our penis?
I just found this 4:28 long video clip on #Youtube (I use a proxy here) where a lesbian was giving "great romantic advice" to heterosexual/straight men. When I finished watched it my first impression was being shamed by that lesbian. As she continues, she dated a "straight" woman (maybe bisexual?) who was easily impressible by some "common sense", like looking into a woman's eyes, asking her about her passions and "going down" (means giving correct #Cunnilingus )to her.
As I can only talk about myself, I was blocked with my emotions towards my now-ex-wife as she constantly blames me for expressing emotions by smiling at her or showing her a sad face. She was was always asking: "Why do you smile/look sad?" Well, isn't the answer obvious?
And about flowers, she was very picky about it: Blue roses only! Not red, as red could express love to her but no: blue! Blue is a cold and technical color, it doesn't express love at all. Okay, her "taste" (or blame on me?) I guess.
Then next #Cunnilingus. She said we don't know or go down on our women to less. I can easily say "No" to both! I know how to lick a woman, not on first try but after some attempts #multiple #orgasms come (not guaranteed, of course!). So if you want to know the "secret" 5 Top rules, here they are:
But first: A good minimum 40 minutes long foreplay, but don't let it become boring! When she wants you to lick her, go over there immediately. It can go like this: For the next 30 minutes kiss her from top to bottom, but avoid and only come dangerously close to the vulva. Then repeat it within 15 seconds. Breath hot air on her clitoris. Only slightly touch it with your tongue.
1) Gentleness and slowness. Start it slow and adapt to her personal desires/preferences.
2) Do as SHE likes, that includes positions, patterns, speed and intensity (pressure of tongue on licked area). There is NO universal licking pattern!
2.1) Positions: clitoris, outer/inner labia, vaginal entrance (is stimulative), vagina/pussy (requires pushing again the vaginal wall), dam (and Anilingus, if she likes it) 2.2) Patterns: Vertical (bottom to top), horizontal, cycle and
inverted-v-shape.
3) Non-verbal communication. Talks interrupt the Cunnilingus, non-verbal is easy: stroke his head (as a being licked woman) when you like it, release the head when not.
4) Variation in 2) during regular licks: find out what she else likes, only 35% can ONLY be stimulated at their clitoris.
5) When it comes to orgasm, keep all 4 in 2) constant (no variation is wanted here then)
This is basically it. So no blame here (even in a "stand-up comedy" show), but straight out neutral and general instructions on how to do it.
So when a lesbian thinks she licks better than straight men, then sorry sweetie, but you are selfish! You are a woman, too, not a man. Sure most men go down immediately to the clitoris and remain there (rule 4 is broken then). And that, of course, needs being corrected.
And oh, here is the said video clip:
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Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-2020 14:45:35 CET Roland Häder
Stop bashing xyz!
I'm done with that nonsense of bashing this and that:- No #boobs-bashing, every adult #boobs are beautiful!
- No #pussy-bashing, every adult #pussy is beautiful!
- No #penis-bashing, every adult #penis is beautiful!
- No #browser-bashing, every #browser brings you into the Internet!
- No #car-bashing, every #car brings you from A to B.
I'm really done with that. I saw it on #GirlsAskGuys again. I could continue on the list. Feel free to add more. -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Thursday, 05-Mar-2020 16:31:16 CET Roland Häder
♲ @bkoehn@diaspora.koehn.com:
I guess both are right? diaspora.koehn.com/uploads/ima… -
HU Art Sound (2) (artsound2)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2020 23:09:42 CET HU Art Sound (2)
Pull on that?
#gif #lol -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2020 19:04:01 CET Roland Häder
Yes, true. And discrimination goes in both directions. I think I bring back the first T-Shirt and pullover at some point and let them criticize me as much as they want. Just as I said, at least they talk and think about it. Mission accomplished! -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2020 18:44:32 CET Roland Häder
Then how should we call a #feminazi instead? Real feminists are clearly against that those people are being called feminists, too. So 3rd-wave-feminists? Or man-hating-lesbians? Well, not all really hate men and not all are lesbians despite being both at the same time.
So how should we call them then? Okay, cellular entities. -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2020 18:39:13 CET Roland Häder
I still don't want to be labeled or categorized. This is what social therapists warn about, that humans start to categorize other humans. Just be a human. And I'm ~80% #vegetarian and ~20% #vegan because I mostly eat vegetarian and very less vegan (still I like vegan a lot). But I stopped eating meat. I could eat it by just entering a Kebab shop and order myself one. But I don't want it. -
Roland Häder (roland)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Mar-2020 18:22:02 CET Roland Häder
Ha ha! Nice #tpzo females of course!